Thursday, February 18, 2010

Wolverine in Ten

Not your usual movie review. This is my overview of the new Wolverine film in 10 points. You'd better skip this part if you do not want to know what happens! 

The Wolverine Story Line: 

1. Meet Logan (Hugh Jack man) as a small child with a young Saber-toothed (Victor), 


2. See Logan & Victor serve in many wars and battles over the years. Meaning: he is old! 


3. Logan & Victor join an elite corps of soldiers who go on missions with similar supercharged dudes 


4. Logan trampling out coos he disagrees with all the senseless violence and blood man. Hairy buddy Victor is not happy! 


5. Obtain Logan a few years. He lives on a large stone in Canada with a lovely lady schoolteacher. He chops trees for a living 


6. Victor appears to kill Logan chick leaving an angry guy, but our hero is out of practice when it comes to fighting Victor 


7. Logan gets a body lift from the old elite army corps dude and acquires his Wolverine dog tags 


8. reconditioned Wolverine goes hunting Victor down, and while doing so is out of the elite General dude is experimenting on other superhero types and goes to check it out 


9. The chicken, he thought was dead turns out to be alive and well, she was a plant, and the evil army dude took all mutants powers and created an extreme mutant soldier that he sent after Wolverine to kill him dead! 


10. Wolverine survives, but gets shot in the head with a special metal bullet speaker and he forgets everything. His lady dies for real, but he does not remember that she really is he not too bothered. 

How to Watch Wolverine 

At the time of writing this article Wolverine is still unavailable on DVD, but you really should take a trip into town to see Wolverine in the movies. Ladies get to see a partially naked wolverine complete with polished hairy torso on a large screen. Guys get to see lots of fighting action with surround sound is only one cinema can offer. 

Watching it for the first time on the big screen really gives the WOW factor. Ensure that there will be bits you will miss, but when you rent or buy your Wolverine DVD later you can fill in the blanks.

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